
Ever wonder what your skincare habits say about you?
We did too. And let’s just say… some of y’all are a little too familiar
Welcome to Skin Care Archetypes, where we expose the quirks, crimes, and coping mechanisms hiding in your bathroom shelf.

THE MAXIMALIST
You don’t have a routine, you have a ritual.
Your morning skincare takes longer than most people’s therapy sessions.
You’ve said, “It’s not overkill, it’s layering” more than once.
Your bathroom shelf could open its own Sephora pop-up.
You know the difference between hydration, moisture, and essence.
And if someone dares say, “You don’t need all that”…
You simply moisturize… and walk away glowing
But hey, sometimes more isn’t better.
Sometimes it’s just… irritated.
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Tag the one friend who gives Sephora staff career advice.

THE SKIN DETECTIVE
You’ve got screenshots of ingredient breakdowns.
You’ve mapped your breakouts to the moon cycle.
You can pronounce “azelaic acid” better than most dermatologists.
You treat skin flare-ups like crime scenes
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Stress
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Dairy
- That one night you slept on your left side.
But babe…
Your skin doesn’t need more theories.
It needs less inflammation.
Highlight Product: Tepezcohuite Calming & Brightening Complex
Calm the chaos. Cancel the group chat in your pores.
THE OVER-CLEANSER
You don’t wash your face, you interrogate it.
If it’s not squeaky, it’s not clean.
If it doesn’t sting, did it even work?
You’ve mistaken tight for toned.
You believe in “cleansing the soul” (via your pores).
You probably own at least 3 washcloths labeled exfoliating.
But here’s the tea:
Over-cleansing doesn’t make you cleaner.
It just makes your skin mad.
Micellar Cleansing Dew Sensitive Profile = your new chill pill.
Drop an email if this feels a little too familiar.
Or tag your most foam-forward friend.

Such a good post lol !! I’m the detective and a minimalist for sure. Love GoW products, the formulations are so innovative and clean.